Monday, 18 April 2011
Famous Fetish Model Kendra James and well known ‘Shower Licker’ visited Austin for the first time. She was of course greeted in typical Dirty Muse fashion with lots of love, a barrage of Pies and 18 gallons of chocolate. Kendra was happy to be around and I quote “get that thing away from me or I will shove it up your ass” ahhhhh the love was abound… LOL
Joking aside as you can see from the pictures we got along like a house of fire and had a huge amount of fun working with Kendra. I might point out that even though Kendra had done a little messy work in the past, we did indeed pop her Pie cherry! Dirty Muse is quickly becoming not only the destroyer of beautiful women but also the web site to choose if you want your WAM cherry popped!
We have 5 other shoots to edit from our Atlanta trip before we get Kendra’s video’s, but they will be well worth the wait. Kendra’s Chocolate scene is incredibly sexy and Kendra writhes and plays in 18 gallons of slippery chocolate dressed in nothing but a smile. Our second shoot with Kendra had her starting off in sexy black shiny latex and attached to a ‘Bishops Post’ S&M style. Of course a disagreement broke out between her and Slave Lisa who was not happy that her boyfriend was drooling over Kendra, so of course Lisa decides to slam, splat and otherwise wreck Kendra’s looks with dozens of multi-colored pies.
We will keep you posted as post-production gains momentum.
Monday, 7 March 2011
In the middle of Butt Fuck nowhere Texas, no film crew, no reflectors, just a naked girl and a camera… Just out checking out a new outdoor Mud Pit we found for future shoots. Poor Slave Lisa had never experienced a Mud Pit before so I simply had to order her to ‘Test’ every area for depth right?
Well she did, squealing and laughing every single time her foot squished into the warm sexy Mud. When she finally found a deep part and sunk up to her thighs I was almost getting worried that the squeals and laughing was drawing to much attention to us, but it was a pleasure to watch! Although it was not our intent we think we have some footage that you all might like to see…
Then look out for a shoot with Slave Lisa and Bailey Smith, tied together and thrown in the very same Mud Pit.


Monday, 28 February 2011
As you all know we love Candle Boxxx, shot with her for for a while and some time ago a trip to her home town of Atlanta was suggested. Well its on, and has turned into a fetish model fest, with some amazing shoots being done.
Models that will be there and we will be shooting with include:





We will be shooting the first ever Predicament Bondage Messy Suspension, where Candle and Slave Lisa will be suspended in rope from the ceiling and then challenged to escape. If they fail to do so 2 gallons of slippery chocolate will be poured on them every 3 mins they fail. There will be a messy, girl on girl wrestling match between Koke Lee and Kenna. A Damsel in distress shoot with Candle Boxxx and a Bondage shoot with Galas that might include a big cream pie or two!.
Before we go to Atlanta we hope to be shooting Bailey Smith again, this time in the Texas Mud Pits.
Friday, 15 October 2010

I just had to share this with all of you. My friend Jordan who works all over the world was doing a Cable TV show in dear old England where she plays a Call girl (yes acting), of course the gutter press took it for real and did a page spread on her!!! But I have to say she is looking amazingly hot don’t you think?
We are shooting with Jordan next month, click on the ‘Soon’ section for details.
Thursday, 14 October 2010
One of my best movies yet. I have to say Danielle Trixie (Penthouse & Husler magazine) and Mallory Page did a fantastic job, these two amazing looking Texas girls set a new standard. Not only are they great friends in real life, but they are not afraid to show it on video either. At one point Mallory was laying down naked on the table and Danielle slammed a pie in her face and then proceeded to sit on her face and rub the pie in with her pussy, OMG! I could have died a happy man at that moment!
They had a lot of fun getting messy too, pies were right on target, smack in the middle of a face, on boobs, ass and right in the crotch, then add the Hot Lesbian action, kissing, crotch grabbing, boob fondeling, face sitting, spanking and belive me this is going to be one of the best videos I have ever made.

If you have a heart condition, do not buy this video. Its being edited right now, should be on www.DirtyMuse.com and www.MessyLust.com early next week
Monday, 11 October 2010
Times are tough, many WAM producers run their business from shoot to shoot as there is not a huge profit to be made creating WAM movies. There are probably a couple of dozen or so producers in this field and probably less than half of them produce regularly. Potential market is not that large, so it’s important for us all to communicate so we do not re-produce similar material. This is good for the customers so they have a good choice of varied material, good for us so we do not waste effort and its good for models so you are not ‘Type Cast’.
From now on every model that wants to work with us will need to do a ‘full disclosure’ in other words, we need to know what WAM producers you have shot/shooting with 3 months prior and 3 months in advance of our planned shoot date. This includes ‘Customs’ as we get asked to do customs too!
While I do not blame models for going after as much work as they please (It’s a business like any other) I do have an issue with a model that shoots for a bunch of WAM producers and we have no idea. We are also out to make some money and if we are re-producing shoots with the exact same models, customers are going to buy one or the other. As producers we should have the right to ‘KNOW’ so we can make a solid judgment call on if we want to hire you or not, or at least change the type of shoot to avoid replication other producers work!
Models have a list of lousy producers, we have lists of lousy models and visa versa, but in order for this to be a fair exchange of services we all need to be up front and honest. In real terms what this means to models is that if you shoot with 3 WAM producers in a 4 week period, I for one will probably not hire you! If you shot with one WAM producer lets say 5 months ago, then that’s fine, all out shoot styles and release dates are different enough that we can deal with that.
I don’t know about the other producers but I am going to set a rule effective immediately that if a model does not tell me about competitive shoots I am going to boycott her for 12 months minimum, I will also share this information with my fellow producers. So, ladies all we are asking for is a fair deal and awareness, there are plenty of Fetish’s, plenty of Producers and plenty of models around so we can all be productive and profitable.
Phil
Thursday, 30 September 2010
Ya know it’s almost my 53rd Birthday and it’s taken me this long to realize that 98% of people’s lives suck! I worry about mine, like are my kids okay, I need to make more $$$, where is the love?, etc. Buy ya know, my life fucking rocks, I have it all and I am very grateful, and promise that I will revel in it until I kick the big one with a major grin on may face.
Look for some major sexy and very muddy movies from Dirty Muse, I am going to do my best to spread the love, some super hot naked girls covered in Pies and chocolate coming soon, when it warms up early next year, look for some borderline porn, sexy Muddy movies with the hottest models I can find.
I know we are in deep, dark recession, and a lot of you are miserable, so I will do my best to bring a smile to your face. I will keep my quality up, prices will stay low, the women will always be hot as hell and I will continue to make Messy WAM movies for as long as I still breath.
Tuesday, 14 September 2010
Yet back when I first started making soft core porn in 1992 I had a terrible time finding models, most were not that pretty, most would only go topless, if that! Oh and the half day rate was huge! Today I am swamped with Fetish models, better looking, naked and ready to almost any fucked up thing I ask them to do provided they are not touched by another man. Hell if I live in LA like I used to I can have an incredibly sexy porn star come over for a shoot and I can do almost any sexually depraved thing I like to her including fucking her in the ass while she has her face buried in a cream pie, actually she will probably blow another guy at the same time! I mean OMFG! Porn is no different than it was in the 50’s, easier to get yes, but it’s the same basically since the days of Betty Page! But WHY are they so many attractive women doing it now? I got 8 emails from models just today, 4 of them do porn! Can anyone tell me? I suspect it has something to do with the 50%+ divorce rate, women are more independent, so more choose to do Fetish or porn to be free of any dependency on a man? What do you think, good or bad in general?
Friday, 10 September 2010
My birthday is soon, and I have shoots with three super sexy models in the weeks right before, so I have asked the models Mallory Page, Danielle Trixie and Candle Boxxx to do a birthday shoot for me

Not sure if they will do it or not yet, but this is one producer that is hopeful for a real messy birthday treat with hot naked fetish models covered in Chocolate, cream pies or who knows may be gallons of sex lube <heart pounding>
